when I am stressed, I shut down
I get all gigglie
so today I'm choosing the giggles...MIDDLE AGE TEXTING CODES:
ATD -at the doctor.
BFF -best friend fell.
BTW -bring the wheelchair.
BYOT -bring your own teeth.
FWIW -forgot where I was.
IMHO -is my hearing aid on?
LMDO -laughing my dentures out.
ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can't get up.
TTYL -talk to you louder!
The woman who botoxed her 8year old for beauty pageants lost custody.
The child didn't look surprised.
Our grandson’s scoutmaster must have fainted when he saw what he’d texted to his troop’s parents: "Scouts 7:00 Sharp at the Church. We will finish up Aviation, Cycling, and Gynecology Merit Badges."
That was followed by this message three minutes later: "Change of Plans. We will not be finishing up the Gynecology Merit Badge. Instead, it will be the Genealogy Merit Badge."
and I'll finish by posting ... THE funniest picture I have seen in a long time!