Monday, July 25, 2011

stressed is desserts spelled backwards- which do you prefer?

when I am stressed, I shut down
I get all gigglie
so today I'm choosing the giggles...

ATD -at the doctor.
BFF -best friend fell.
BTW -bring the wheelchair.
BYOT -bring your own teeth.
FWIW -forgot where I was.
IMHO -is my hearing aid on?
LMDO -laughing my dentures out.
ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can't get up.
TTYL -talk to you louder!

The woman who botoxed her 8year old for beauty pageants lost custody.
The child didn't look surprised.

Our grandson’s scoutmaster must have fainted when he saw what he’d texted to his troop’s parents: "Scouts 7:00 Sharp at the Church. We will finish up Aviation, Cycling, and Gynecology Merit Badges."

That was followed by this message three minutes later: "Change of Plans. We will not be finishing up the Gynecology Merit Badge. Instead, it will be the Genealogy Merit Badge."

and I'll finish by posting  ... THE  funniest picture I have seen in a long time!

You're welcome

6 Wonderful People Who Commented:

Sue said...

My family got a chuckle out of these!


Momza said...

So fun!
Love the middle-aged texting!

Lauren said...

yeah- that last photo is pretty hilarious!! love you-- see you soon! I'm getting excited-- and nervous about poor Carson's sleep-- I really need to find a rocking chair to borrow...

Cherie said...

These made me laugh :-D

I love the one about the mom botoxing her 8 year old. Sick but funny!

Cat Nap Inn Primitives said...

that photo is way too funny..;)

blueviolet said...

Forgot where I was made me laugh so much!