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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Joke Time


The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute.

The substitute wanted to know what to play. ' Here's a copy of the service,' he said impatiently. 'But, you'll have to think of something to play after I make the announcement about the finances.'

During the service, the minister paused and said, 'Brothers and Sisters,
we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up'.

At that moment, the substitute organist played '
The Star Spangled
Banner
.'

And that is how the substitute became the regular organist!



Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.

4 Wonderful People Who Commented:

Suzanne said...

So cute. I can see this happening in congregations across the country this Sunday! ;o)

CB said...

That's a good one!

Kissed by an Angel said...

Love that! Brilliant!!
xxxx

Susan Anderson said...

I'm not usually a "joke" person, but that one made me chuckle!

=)