Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Wednesday Wisdom

The Magician and the Parrot

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean . The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.

There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood he started shouting in the middle of the show:

"Look, it's not the same hat"

"Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table"

"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything; it was, after all, the captain's parrot.

One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean with the parrot, of course.

They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and another and another.

After a week the parrot said: "OK, I give up. Where's the boat?"

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Grandma Yellow Hair said...

Now this is funny! hahahaha Where's the boat!
Loved your name suggestion for Gina..Milk Shack..good one.
Thanks for the sweet encouraging comments..Hope I hear something today. At 1:15 I go to the Workmans Comp doctor I guess to see if she thinks I can go back to work

Sue said...


(And such a cutie that little guy is!)

Cat Nap Inn Primitives said...

that was too funny..but honestly that grandbaby of yours with those truly pinchable cheeks is just adorable..that photo is priceless.:)