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Saturday, June 18, 2011

job jokes


"Getting an excellent performance review but then no raise is like being told you get dessert, then learning the dessert is celery."






My go-getter coworker asked me, "Andrea, why put off till tomorrow what you can do today?”
I replied, "On the chance that I get fired this afternoon and don’t have to do it at all.”

-the guy's I work with shop here:

3 Wonderful People Who Commented:

Susan Anderson said...

heehee

Funny stuff.

=D

Joanna Jenkins said...

Bait at Burger King is not a sales plus in my book. Ha!!! The jokes that go along with that are a mile long. I'll stick to KFC or McD's.
Happy Sunday, jj

The Single Nester said...

Get out! Is that BK sign for real?